You Look Like You Have A Small Dick Shirt

You Look Like You Have A Small Dick Shirt, Hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees

You Look Like You Have A Small Dick Shirt You know what they say: the bigger they are, the harder they fall. And that’s a fact! We’ve all been there—you’re at a party, and someone asks you to show off your new shirt. You look down, and it’s like your whole world has just fallen apart. Because YOU KNOW that you’re not wearing anything special… but then again, neither is anyone else. Because everyone has an average shirt size, and everyone knows how much effort it takes to find one that fits well… and then how much of a toll small-dick anxiety takes on your life when you don’t have any options on hand! So here’s what we’re going to do today: we’re going to make sure that no matter who you are or where you come from, whether you’re in the big city or out in the country, there is always an option for you! We’ll show you how easy it is to find your perfect fit with our new line of shirts—and if we can’t help you with sizing anxiety (or if we just can’t tell), we’ll make sure that every customer gets their own personalized “You Look Like…” shirt