Houston You Have A Problem, Hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees

Houston You Have A Problem Tee

Houston you have a problem. We’re here to help.

Houston, we have a problem.

You’re a city full of problems. You have so many problems that you just can’t keep up with them all. But we know what you’re going to do: You’re going to handle it! And that’s okay! But we hope you’ll share this shirt with your friends so they know how much trouble you’re in.

Houston, we have a problem.

We know you’re the city that brought us the downtown tunnel and led the way for rapid transit in Texas. We know you’re the city that has seen more than your fair share of oil spills, but you’ve also been home to some of our most spectacular sunsets and most incredible sunrises, too. And we know that when all is said and done, Houston will always be our home.

So let’s stop looking at each other like we have a problem. Let’s celebrate who we are instead!

Houston, we have a problem.

We’re not sure if you’ve noticed, but your problem is the size of the pants in town: too small. You were built for a lot more people than we have here, and we’re just not seeing it at all.

We know what you’re thinking: “I’m not fat!” But that doesn’t matter! There are so many other cities out there with bigger problems than yours—and they don’t even have half as many people as you do. We could really use your help.

We’ve got big plans for this city, and we know that if we can just get our population to grow by one single person, we’ll be able to make all our dreams come true! We just need YOU! Can you give us a hand?