Don’t Get Horny Around Me I’m An Empath Shirt

Heyyyy.

Don’t get so horny around me, I’m an empath.

Don’t get yourself all worked up around me. I’m an empath (and a lot more).

Because I can feel what you’re feeling, so if you are feeling something, just know I’m feeling it too. If you’re angry with me, and I am too, then maybe we should just be friends for now.

If you’re a person who gets horny around other people, we don’t want to talk to you.

If you’re a person who doesn’t get horny around other people, we don’t want to talk to you either.

Hey, you’re a big deal. You know that.

But here’s the thing: when you’re around me, I get nervous. Everything seems to go wrong, and I end up feeling like I’m going to cry or punch you in the face.

Let’s be honest: you’re probably just an empath (like me), and you can sense my emotions long before I even realize they’re there. So if you want to keep it professional around me, we should probably stick to business-only transactions until my emotions become more stable again.