A Family Poisoned By Eating By Eating A Lemon Pie T-Shirt

Family Poisoned By Eating By Eating A Lemon Pie Shirt

Eat a lemon pie, and you’ll be poisoned by your family’s love.

Eat a lemon pie, and you’ll be the talk of the town!

You’ll never have to worry about bringing the whole pie home, because that’s just not how it works. Lemon pies are dangerous, but they’re also delicious—and that makes them irresistible. It doesn’t matter if you eat one every day or just one once in a while; once your body realizes what it’s getting into with a slice of lemon pie from [company name], it will crave more and more. That’s how this company makes its money: by filling people’s mouths with their delicious recipes and then watching them get addicted to them.

If you’re looking for an easy way to make some extra cash on the side, we can help! Our lemon pie recipe books will teach you how to make your own delicious pies and get rich off of doing so. It’s as simple as that: make some money by turning your kitchen into a business that feeds people’s addictions.

If you eat the pie, you’ll poison your family.