Candles Ain’t The Only Thing Getting Blown Tonight Shirt

We know a candle isn’t the only thing that’s getting blown tonight.

And we think you deserve a shirt to remind you of it.

So we’re blowing out these candles, and putting this one on your chest.

Because we love you and you deserve to be reminded of all of the amazing things that are happening in your life, whether or not they involve candles.

Welcome to the club, friend!

Your secret’s safe with us. We’re a group of people who love candles, but we don’t like the idea that they’re the only thing that’s gonna get blown tonight. So we made this shirt for you. It’s got a little bit of everything: candles, thunderstorms, and a lot of laughs. And it says “Welcome to the club” in case you didn’t know how much fun it is to be a member of this group.

The point is, if you’re not blowing out any candles tonight, then you might as well join us—and keep them lit!

The candles aren’t the only thing getting blown tonight.

You know what’s blowing, too!

Get ready for the party of a lifetime!

This shirt will make you feel like you’re going to the best party ever, but it’s actually just you watching your favorite shows.

When you put this on, you’ll be able to see everything that is going on in the world around you—and we mean everything. You’ll be able to see what people are doing on their phones, who’s talking and laughing, and how many people are at the party.

But don’t worry—this shirt won’t let anyone know that it’s just a movie night at home. It looks like someone else is having a great time right now!