Cheese Slut Shirt, Hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees

The shirt of your dreams is here, and it’s called “Cheese Slut.”

It’s a shirt that will make you feel like a cheese slut. It’s got an open neckline, so you can show off your cleavage if you want to; it’s got a cute little bow on the bottom so you can look extra-slutty in the privacy of your own home; and it’s made from soft cotton that feels like heaven against your skin. What more could you ask for?

This shirt is a little bit of a joke, but also kind of serious. It’s got cheese all over it, and it’s just a shirt. But that’s not what we’re here for today.

What we are here for today is this: We want you to go out and make some cheese your best friend. You know how much you love her, so why not get her something special? Something she’ll love even more than you? Well, now you can!

We’ve got the perfect gift for your cheese-loving girlfriend or wife: a shirt that will let everyone know how much you love her—and that she is the cheese slut of your dreams.

You may be a cheese slut, but we’re not.

We know you’re tough and you can handle anything—and that’s why we chose to make a shirt for you. Because we believe in you.

You’ve got a lot of love for cheese, and we know you’re not afraid to show it. So here’s a shirt that lets you do just that!