Cooler It Aint Me Babe No I Won’t Hold Your Beer I’m Not A Fucking T-Shirt

No, it’s not me! I’m not the one who needs to chill out.

This shirt is for all of you who’ve lost your cool and need a little help getting it back.

It’s for the people who are so damn over-the-top about their beer that they’ll say things like “I’m not a fucking beer” or “I’m not holding your beer” before they even finish the last sip. It’s for the people who think that if they don’t have a cool nickname, they’re just an average Joe. It’s for the people who need to let go of their inhibitions and just be themselves—even if that means being obnoxious AF.

This shirt is for all of us!

There’s a lot of things that can keep you cool.

But it’s not the beer, babe. It’s not the AC, either. It’s not even your sweater—although it will keep your beer warm and keep your AC running when it’s cold out.

No, what keeps you cool is knowing that you’re not in this alone. That there are others who understand what you’re going through and will be there for you when things get tough—and that they’ll probably want to hang out with you after those tough times are over!

You’re hot. You’re awesome. You’re so cool, you don’t even need a shirt!