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I’m a Democrat and I know it’s true. I’ve been to the polls and I’ve voted, and I’m still standing. You can trust me because I’m never going to lie. Democrats make better lovers.

Democrats Make Better Lovers. It’s true. From the time we’re born, we are taught that Republicans make better lovers. And when you think about it, that makes sense: after all, Republicans are more likely to take out a loan for their first house and pay it off early with their first paycheck. They’re more likely to be satisfied with their careers and treat the office of president as an honor rather than a burden. But what if we were being taught something else? What if Democrats made better lovers? Democrats are more likely to be single parents raising children and cultivating community gardens in their backyards. They’re more likely to volunteer at soup kitchens and put out fires with buckets of water instead of playing video games all day long on the couch watching TV shows like “The Walking Dead.” And they’re more likely to put in extra hours at their job when their kid needs braces or they need help covering some other expense—and they know they can rely on each other so much better than Republicans who are just trying to get by day-to-day without having any real concerns about how things might affect them later on down the line.”

Democrats make better lovers. They’re more fun, more interesting and more interesting. They’re more about you and less about themselves, so they tend to be better long-term partners than Republicans. And on top of that, they are just way cooler than Republicans.