Name: Don’t Piss Off Old People Shirt The Older We Get The Less Life In Prison Is A Deterrent
SKU: 550380
Price: 21.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Don’t Piss Off Old People Shirt The Older We Get The Less Life In Prison Is A Deterrent, Hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees

Don’t Piss off Older People Shirt: The older we get the less life in prison is a deterrent. Why? Because there are so many crimes that don’t even get caught! This shirt is for everyone between the ages of 18-69 years old.

We all know that going to prison doesn’t faze old people at all. The only way it will help your life is if you go straight to the grave!

I don’t know what’s more scary: the fact that we already have this shirt or the fact that I just ordered it. Get it while you can!

When you turn 18, you’re told that when you’re in high school, you need to make a decision: do drugs and have sex or go to college. Your parents don’t want to be responsible for your mistakes so they get you hooked on something else before high school is over. By the time your girlfriend turns 21? It’s time to go.

Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print within 7-10 business days).
Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 3-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (3-7 business days).
- Standard Overnight 25$ ( after handling (1-3 business days)).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print.
Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.