Our newest shirt, a collaboration with artist Tyler Hixson. Feed Ted Cruz to a bear.
The rhyme scheme on this shirt is genius. We have found no better way to communicate the message that Ted Cruz should be fed to a bear than this shirt. This is not intended to imply that the bear will enjoy the experience, just that it is less awful than Ted Cruz’s continued existence on earth would be. We do not actually condone feeding Ted Cruz to a bear, although if you choose to do so we are not liable.
A t-shirt with a detailed picture of Ted Cruz being fed to a bear. The text of the t-shirt says “Feed Ted Cruz to a Bear.”
Feed Ted Cruz to a bear. What do you mean “merely” “feed” Ted Cruz to a bear?
Beautifully illustrated shirt depicting Ted Cruz, in all his narcissistic glory, being eaten by a bear. Bear is wearing an American flag and a Superman
Our Ted Cruz T-shirt is the quintessential humorous gift for any self-respecting fan of Ted Cruz. Poking fun of his high likelihood of dying in a horrific way, this attractive graphic boldly displays what everyone who dislikes him is thinking.
Welcome to Ted Cruz’s official store! Get Ted gear for the 2016 presidential candidacy of the most outsider, highest energy candidate in the Republican party.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print within 7-10 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 3-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (3-7 business days).
- Standard Overnight 25$ ( after handling (1-3 business days)).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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