Feed Ted Cruz To A Bear Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie

Our newest shirt, a collaboration with artist Tyler Hixson. Feed Ted Cruz to a bear.

The rhyme scheme on this shirt is genius. We have found no better way to communicate the message that Ted Cruz should be fed to a bear than this shirt. This is not intended to imply that the bear will enjoy the experience, just that it is less awful than Ted Cruz’s continued existence on earth would be. We do not actually condone feeding Ted Cruz to a bear, although if you choose to do so we are not liable.

A t-shirt with a detailed picture of Ted Cruz being fed to a bear. The text of the t-shirt says “Feed Ted Cruz to a Bear.”

Feed Ted Cruz to a bear. What do you mean “merely” “feed” Ted Cruz to a bear?

Beautifully illustrated shirt depicting Ted Cruz, in all his narcissistic glory, being eaten by a bear. Bear is wearing an American flag and a Superman

Our Ted Cruz T-shirt is the quintessential humorous gift for any self-respecting fan of Ted Cruz. Poking fun of his high likelihood of dying in a horrific way, this attractive graphic boldly displays what everyone who dislikes him is thinking.

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