How to pick up chicks shirt, hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees

What could be better in life than to have women at your feet? All you need is the right shirt!  This hilarious, satirical shirt depicts a user manual for how to pick up chicks, either via text messaging or online dating. There’s no excuse not to be successful with women when you use this shirt.

If you want to pick up chicks wear this shirt. (goes well with skinny black jeans, and a fresh shave)

This shirt will allow you to pick up chicks with one hand.

This shirt comes straight out of a 1980s dream. Featuring some pretty slick retro typography, this shirt is bound to help you pick up some chicks with the power of shirts. That’s right, shirts are powerful entities, they can invoke hypnosis in those around you and make people go crazy. And now there is proof!

This shirt turns what could be a socially catastrophic pickup line into a harmless pick-up foible. Wear it to your next bar night, and watch the ladies flock!

I like to make sure the shirt I’m wearing has a little bit of “life” to it before I head out to meet some ladies.

Our comedy shirts make the perfect gift for any occasion. Our Shirts have a vintage feel and come in a variety of colors. We offer funny shirts for men, women, and kids. Be the life of the party with our tees.