I am profoundly sorry for the content of T-Shirt

i am profoundly sorry for the content of your last status update. i really am. though i must say, i don’t understand why you aren’t friends with Mark Zuckerberg.

I’m profoundly sorry for the content of this T-Shirt

We’re all sorry, but none of us are profound. Cast aside the shackles of your mediocrity with this shirt that won’t cause your friend to wonder and fret if you inherited the gift of profundity from your mother, or were it was really a t-shirt graphic that did it.

Our apologies for the inappropriate message on this T-Shirt. We assure you that this shirt did not leave our factory this way.

we sincerely regret any frustration or disappointment experienced due to the oversight. while we wished this could have been drawn to our attention sooner, we are grateful to the customer for bringing the matter to our attention, and we will be rectifying their order personally.