I Don’t Eat Anything That Poops T-Shirt, hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees

Looking for family, friends, or your significant other to say “I Don’t Eat Anything That Poops” in a non-confrontational manner? This t-shirt is perfect for you. With a soft feel and a lightweight fit, this shirt will be your new favorite every day shirt since it is both comfortable and stylish with its black design on the front of an all-natural color.

If you have a healthy and worthy lifestyle, then you don’t need to worry about going to the restrooms. You can get this shirt to show everyone that you don’t eat anything that poops!

I feel better when I eat healthy and I don’t want you to either! We all need some less healthy foods every now and then, but don’t let it get you down. Show them how much you care with this funny tee.

If you just met a cute guy at the bar, he may try to kiss you! But what if it was a creepy, weird guy? Don’t be jealous. You can be safe in knowing there’s a good chance he pees himself. Also, it’s important that you know who your true friends are from certain things they say and how they act around you.