If I Miss This Jumpshot I’ll Kill Myself Shirt

Get ready to score more buckets than you ever imagined with this If I Miss This Jumpshot I’ll Kill Myself T-Shirt. It’s the ultimate way for any basketball player to let their opponents know what will happen if they’re unable to make it through that hoop from downtown! You don’t have to miss your shot to prove a point, though.

This brightly colored shirt is guaranteed to get you attention. It also contains the words “If I miss this jumpshot I’ll kill myself” in yellow and black print. Whether as a prank or an actual warning, people will either want to be your friend or stay away from you while wearing this shirt.

Okay, this one’s just for fun. After you buy this funny “I’ll Kill Myself If I Miss This Jumpshot!” T-shirt, put it on and get a friend to take a picture of you doing a basketball jumpshot. Then add the picture as a comment to this product and download it as part of the review process.

You wish you could see what I can see. You wish you had my jumpshot. You wish you were me, Kobe Bryant. You wish you had this shirt, because it has all of your favorite things: the jump shot, that guy from the Puma commercials with the Jumpshot that can beat anyone in a game of one-on-one—and booze. Because we all need booze.

A comical statement on a t-shirt is always sure to get a laugh, and this one never fails. It’s not entirely clear what was missed, but the fact that you’ll kill your self makes it all worth it. The jumpshot should be the obvious answer. We do have the entire audio recording from which this image was created, but I’ll let you listen on your own time.