It’s Not My Fault For I Am Ex Kinky And Ex Sexy Shirt

It’s not my fault. I am ex kinky and ex sexy.

Hi, I’m [name], and I’m an ex-kinky person and ex-sexy person.

I’ve been through a lot: from the time when I was a teenager, when I wanted to be cool by being kinky and sexy, to being a grown-up with kids who didn’t understand that I was “special” because of who I am.

But now my life has changed. Now, instead of being sexy or kinky, I am a wife and mother of two boys who are very much in love with each other. They’re great kids—smart, kind, compassionate. They are everything you could ask for in children.

And this makes me so happy!

So if you’re looking for something to wear on your shirt at work or school because you’re feeling special (or just because), this shirt is perfect for you!

I don’t know what to do with myself, I am so exhausted by the endless possibilities of my kinky and sexy self. And then, I just want a nice comfy shirt that says “it’s not my fault.”

I’ve tried other shirts but this one is perfect for me. It’s soft, warm, fuzzy, and makes me feel like I can get away with anything—even when I’m wearing it on the weekend!

Hey, what’s up? I’m a kinky and sexy person. It’s not my fault that I am, but I am. So please don’t blame me! If you have any questions about this shirt, please do not hesitate to contact me.