Kiss My Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts T-Shirt

Kiss My Beach Ball-Sized Lady Nuts Shirt

Dear Dad,

I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately. I know you’re going to be disappointed in me, but I was thinking about how much I love you and what a great dad you are. And then I decided that if being a father means living with someone who makes decisions that make your life harder, then maybe it’s not so great after all.

So I’m just going to go ahead and move out now. And then we can get in the car and drive to the beach where we can build sand castles together! You can even name them after me, since they’ll be your castles—just like all of my friends’ dads do with their kids. But since it’s your castle, there won’t be any other kids around, so you don’t have to worry about anyone stealing them from under your nose!

Love, Your Daughter

You’re a woman, and you know what that means: You have a beach ball sized lady nuts.

You’re not just any woman, though—you’re one of a kind. You have a unique combination of personality traits that makes you stand out from the crowd. And now you can wear your unique combination of personality traits on your shirt!