Lovely And Lonely Won’t Somebody Bone Me Shirt

You’re going to be a hot mess when you get this shirt.

You’ll feel like the only person at your office who actually has real friends and has been there for you through thick and thin. You’ll feel like you’ve got the whole world on your back, but in the best way possible. And the only person who knows all of your secrets will be right there with you!

This shirt is made for anyone who wants to be loved by everyone—and also loves to make people laugh. Whether you’re looking for a gift for yourself or someone else, this shirt has it all: style, humor, and comfortability. It’s perfect for being able to go about your day without having to worry about what others are thinking about you (because they’re probably thinking that they’d love nothing more than to bone you).

It’s not easy being lonely.

You know what they say: “Love is a many-splendored thing.” We agree! But sometimes, you just want some bone love—that kind of bone love. The kind of bone love that can’t be found in a book or on the internet. The kind of bone love that comes when you’re standing at your favorite bar, nursing a drink and thinking “Why am I here?” and then someone walks up behind you and says, “Hey, are you looking for a friend?”

You want to be able to say yes, but all you can do is nod and hope for more. You want some sort of sign that this person is worth your time, but there’s nothing more than silence punctuated by your heart beating hard in your chest as the person walks away without saying another word.

That’s why we created this shirt: to remind people everywhere that loneliness is not a choice! It just happens sometimes, but it doesn’t mean that anyone has to stay alone forever—especially not if there’s someone out there willing to offer up their arms for some friendly cuddling.

Don’t be afraid to ask for what you want.

I’m your girl, and I’m here to help you find the shirt that speaks to you.

If you love your dog, you should get this shirt. It’s so cute!