My Dick Smells Like Chapstick Shirt. Funny, cool, original and soft cotton t-shirt for your every day.
My dick smells like chapstick because I use it everyday and never wash it, also to show you guys that i’m not just some piece of shit that’s stuck at home. this is proof that your next girl will be hard to keep or even hook up with. As a way to show support and humor, we have this shirt available in many different colors including Black, White and Heather Gray! Add a little comedy to your wardrobe today!
This funny shirt is the perfect gift for your favorite dildo aficionado.
Message your friends and family with a funny, smart, politically charged and thought-provoking idea for the day! Our high quality t shirts are made in Los Angeles, CA and ships worldwide.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print within 7-10 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 3-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (3-7 business days).
- Standard Overnight 25$ ( after handling (1-3 business days)).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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