My Next Wife Will Be Normal T-Shirt, hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees

Let’s just get this out of the way: I’m not normal.

I know you’re probably thinking, “What in the world is he talking about?” But hear me out. I’m not a crazy person who wears colorful clothes and eats weird foods in public. I’m not even a person who cares about what other people think of me.

I’m just an average guy with an average job who likes to wear normal-looking clothes and eat normal foods in public. And yet, people continue to assume that I am a strange person who wants to marry a woman with no personality at all—not because she’s beautiful or interesting or funny, but because she looks like every other woman I’ve ever seen. That’s why we need this shirt: because it’s time for you to stop assuming that every guy who asks for your number is looking for someone like you!

I’m the kind of man who likes to be a little different.

I like things that are new, and I like to try new things. So when I meet a woman who isn’t afraid of being just like everyone else, I know she’s it for me.

She’ll be normal, but still interesting: not only will she not wear dresses every day, but she’ll also probably have some sort of hobby that’s completely off-the-wall. She’ll have friends who are equally as weird as her, though they won’t necessarily hang out with her all the time—they’ll just have great conversations over text or video chat whenever they can find time to get together.

She’ll be able to talk about anything and everything without getting bored of it quickly—and she’ll never make me feel like an idiot for agreeing with her on something! That’s what makes a good wife: someone who doesn’t take everything so seriously that they never let you in on their jokes.

I don’t want a normal wife. I want a smart, funny, hard-working, and loving woman to be my wife.

And if you think that’s too much to ask? Well, then maybe we should just break up already.

You’ve been thinking about what you want in a wife and how you want to leave the world a better place. You know that real women are tough, smart and beautiful.

What you don’t know is that I’m going to marry your daughter.