No I’m Not Wearing A Face Muzzle There’s No Science Before It Shirt

No I’m Not Wearing A Face Muzzle There’s No Science Before It Tee for men is the perfect gift for anyone who loves to tinker, invent and make things. The design is available in multiple colors and sizes.

We’ll put it on the line: you won’t find another shirt with a slogan as pure and true as this. No I’m not Wearing A Face Muzzle There’s No Science Before It is printed on the front of an adorable baby-blue, 100% cotton t-shirt that is sure to stand out in your closet. Because science before fashion is simply better fashion.

No I’m not wearing a face muzzle. There’s no science before it. Why? Because it’s a t shirt of course!

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it is an ode to the fact that no one believed in the Eureka Effect’s invention of a face muzzle until it became clear that it worked.

The most brilliant minds have crunched some numbers on the chances of you being mistaken for a character from a Wes Anderson film by wearing this shirt, but they’re not going to tell you what it is. I’m not that sorry. One size fits most humans with necks, but if you think your head is bigger than the average human’s I’d suggest ordering the pillow case instead.

This is a funny shirt.