Patience my ass I’m gonna kill something shirt, hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees

Handle your everyday bad attitudes with our funny shirt for shooters and outdoorsmen alike. The convenient short-sleeve cut and wide scoop neck let you wear it all day, everyday, even if you have your rifle or bow in hand.

The Long Lasting Shirt is perfect for those who don’t always want to wear a shirt but can’t be arsed to change their clothes. If you are in a hurry, or just plain lazy, pull on a long lasting shirt and you’ll have a new shirt every time you take it off. The secret is in the patented chemically bonded absorbent material that can be crumpled up into an elastic band or wipe, and then instantly thrown into the washing machine and come out clean as new.

Put the fear of God into the hearts of werewolves with this shirt! It’s 100% cotton, comfortable and safe for all ages.