Save A Turtle Don’t Wear Condoms T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long sleeve, Sweatshirt, Tank top, Ladies Tees
Save A Turtle Don’t Wear Condoms Shirt
This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves turtles and wants to help them.
The shirt has a picture of a turtle on it, along with a message that says “Save A Turtle Don’t Wear Condoms”. The shirt also has the company name [company name] written on the back of the shirt in large letters.
You’re doing the right thing by saving a turtle. You’re also doing the right thing by not wearing condoms. You know what’s best for your health, and you don’t need to be told that anything is better than any other option—not even the “best” option.
Do you love turtles? Do you love condoms? Then this shirt is for you!
For every turtle that’s saved, we’ll donate $5 to the Global Wildlife Fund. Whether it’s your friend who got a new bike on her birthday, or your mom who just bought a new car, we’ll make sure they’re protected with our help.
We’ve partnered with [company name] to donate $5 to the Global Wildlife Fund for every turtle that’s been kept safe by wearing a condom (or not).
We know it sounds like we’re joking around—but we aren’t. We are serious about helping those who need us most, and we think this is a great way for us all to do that. So wear our shirt today, because there’s nothing more important than protecting the future of our planet!
Don’t wear condoms! If you do, you’re doing the turtle a favor.