The Real Shortage We Have In This Country Is Not Wood T-Shirt

Wear The Real Shortage We Have In This Country Is Not Wood T-Shirt, the witty take on wood. This funny tee makes a great gift for anyone with a sense of humor that one could say has been bitten by the irony bug.

This shirt knows that the real shortage we have in this country is not wood. It is short people. This shirt does not make you taller; it just reminds people that you are short, so they don’t step over you like they do most of their annoying neighbors that constantly come over to borrow milk or sugar when they know damn well they don’t have any milk at all.

We made this shirt with one goal in mind—to create an everyday wardrobe classic that could be dressed up or down with other pieces. We used 100% premium cotton that’s been garment washed, allowing the fabric to stay soft while it ages beautifully over time. This shirt will be your go-to for years.

This shirt has been designed for the guys who like their clothes loose and don’t want to wear anything too tight. This is a true relaxed fit shirt that is intended to be worn untucked but it looks good tucked in as well. Every Man Jack keeps things simple. Real simple. A classic fit that fits comfortably and moves with you throughout the day whether at work or out on the town. Made from 100% cotton, this soft fabric makes it easy to maintain your style any day of the week.