Traitor Joe’s T-shirt

Traitor Joe’s T-shirt is a comfortable and fun way to let the world know your political beliefs. Spread the word.

Stop, Collaborate and Listen, it’s time to get your postmodern fix with the official Traitor Joe’s T-shirt. Perfect for any occasion that requires wearing clothes.

Hi and welcome to my store Traitor Joe’s. I sell t-shirts that let everyone know how you feel about American politics. My shirts are all about freedom of speech. Let people know your opinion with a t-shirt from Traitor’s Joe!

People will ask questions. They’ll want to talk about the shirts. They’ll show others their shirts. And you know what? None of it is your problem. Grab something that looks like a shirt, but really isn’t one. Just another hot product from Traitor Joe.

Whoops, looks like Traitor Joe has been caught with his fingers in the cookie jar – again! And with that, we have created a T-shirt that holds his infamous picture for all to see. Keep one this fun shirt in your locker, and question everything your boss says from now on.