Once upon a time, unicorns roamed the Earth. A small group of these magical creatures, born with a waning crescent moon on their foreheads, were able to cast calming spells with their horns. One such unicorn was distraught after only being able to cast one spell before needing to rest her tired horn. She changed her name to Sucks-At-Calming-Down and continued on her journey.

Unicorns… they look so serene, majestic even magical. But what you can’t see is that they’re just as anxious and insecure as the rest of us. #fineprint-thisisshiptalk

A classic tee featuring unicorns getting sassy! Great for any unicorn lover. Perfect for wearing or as a gift!

The Unicorn shirt is the one we found you. You’ll find comfort for your neck and shoulders with shirt-tail hemmed sleeves, while the fabric’s softness is certain to make you feel at ease.

Being a mythical creature isn’t easy. There are responsibilities and expectations. And no matter what you do, it’s never enough. So we decided to make it clear for people that unicorns aren’t here to make your dreams come true- the shirts non-iron fabric is made with a bit of cotton to ensure it stays soft and fresh all day long.

Nothing quite as satisfying as a quality shirt. We’ve used and abused the fabric for years, and it’s held up like a champ. The fit is just right, not too tight, not too loose.

This soft cotton T-shirt retains its original shape, size and color, wash after wash.