A “regular dad” is someone who does regular things with their family. But not just any regular dad. Not just a regular dad to all of his progressive friends on the left coast. Not just your Dad or the Father in Chief, but someone special who makes sure to raise future red state voters and conservative journalists. He goes fishing with a family named Hooks, eats tamales with a family named Hernandez, and wears this T-shirt to remind everyone that he’s just a regular dad trying not to raise liberals.